English: I love you
German: Ich liebe dich.
Portuguese: Eu te amo
Bollywood: Maiṁ tumasē pyāra karatā hūm̐
Tumblr: SCREW YOU YOU FLIPPING FREAK I HATE YOU
Harry Potter: Always
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: FREAK LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual: will there be wifi
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Ace Attorney: Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
Toph: *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection.
Mai: I don't hate you.
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Blaine Anderson: I lo- AND CUT!
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
Ryan Murphy: MORE FINCHEL!
Kurt Hummel: *sipping coffee**splutters*
Taylor Swift: And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you.
Rumplestiltskin: NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME!
The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT BOOTY
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Hiddlestoner: I'm uncontrollably excited about you
Steve Rogers: Mr. Stark...
Rachel: I got off the plane.
Welsh: Rwy'n dy garu di
Delena fans: I love you. And it's because I love you that I can't be selfish with you... I don't deserve you.
Stefan: *lets Elena drown*
Sam Winchester: You are my brother, there is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you
Elena: I don't know how I feel.
Kuroko: I will be the shadow of your light and make you the best player in Japan
Tony: There was one more guy you pissed off... his name's Phil.
Castiel: You and I share a profound bond.
Malay: Aku cintamu
Soldier: C'MERE SWEETHEART.
Once-ler: Are you a thneed? Because you're all I need.
Kankri: I just wanted t9 say that 9ut of all 9f my fell9w c9mrads y9u are very special t9 me. Please d9 tell me if this is triggering y9u in any way as I d9 n9t want t9 hurt y9u 9r make y9u 'fangirl' as 9ne might put it.
Heavy: KISS ME, DOKTOR!
Flynn Rider: You were my new dream.
Gobbo: Ei wah ov oo!
Dojima: Give me giant ass fuck coffee, then we'll talk
Minecraftian: I'd give my diamond supplies to you.
Tom Hiddleston: Just hang in there. The ambulance is coming. I love you.
Han solo: I know.
Doctor Who: DOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Augustus Waters: Okay
Severus Snape: Always.
Peeta Mellark: Real or Not Real?
Doctor Who: Together, or not at all.
10th doctor: DONT BLINK. DONT EVEN BLINK. BLINK AND YOU'RE DEAD.
Estonian: Ma armastan sind
Aang: You're my forever girl.
Romanian: Te iubesc
Edward Elric: EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE! YOU GIVE ME HALF OF YOUR LIFE AND I'LL GIVE YOU HALF OF MINE
Dread Pirate Westley: As you wish.
Kingdom Hearts: He made me feel... like I had a heart.
Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg.
Sterek: Howlhowl motherfucker
Hermione Granger: Maybe we should just stay here... grow old.
Dutch: Ik hou van je
The Doctor: *sacrifices a regeneration to heal River Song's broken wrist and kisses the back of her hand afterwards* <<<---------------------------------
Hermione Granger: We'll go with you.